Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Mr. Combo and the Crazy Combinations Sing You Some Tunes

In order not to upstage the meeting taking place at this moment between Paul McCartney and President Obama, I would firstly ask that whoever forwards to Mr. McCartney important Jonathan D. Steinhoff news postpone this item until after they are finished. I can now begin in good conscience.

I am pleased to announce that my newest collection of songs, Mr. Combo and the Crazy Combinations Sing You Some Tunes (by Jonathan D. Steinhoff) will soon (perhaps in another day, or two, or perhaps in another week) be available for download at CD Baby.com! This will be the first release of a collection of my songs since my 2005 "Enough To Eclipse", which was something of a Paul McCartney influence, as I/my material often am/is (which Paul McCartney knows, even if not everybody else does).

The fact that:
  • I am announcing the release of Mr. Combo and the Crazy Combinations Sing You Some Tunes on June 2nd, the 43rd anniversary to the day of the American release of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band;
Combined with the fact that:
  • I was a significant influence on a number of Beatles songs, including Eleanor Rigby, a song which precipitated Sgt. Peppers in that Sgt. Peppers suggests the sublimation of The Beatles in order to promote the plight of the lonely (Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band), Eleanor Rigby containing the refrain about what to do with all the lonely people;
Combined with how:
  • I never get monetarily compensated for all of my contributions, which is semi-communistic or at least anti-capitalistic and downloading Mr. Combo songs will address this injustice;
Combined with how:
  • This collection of my songs even has a few never-before-released, and all of the songs are from after "Enough To Eclipse";
Combined with the fact that:
  • Stevie Wonder is also at this moment meeting with Mr. McCartney and Pres. Obama, his crying harmonica in Sting's "(Starting Up A) Brand New Day" having begun with my crying saxophone in my "(Build It All Up Into A) Brand New River of Love" (copyright 1999);
Combined with how:
  • Mr. Combo will usher into the world a new age of combining things....
All adds up to this (to paraphrase "A Day In The Life"):

Mr. Combo would love to turn you on!

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