Showing posts with label bin Laden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bin Laden. Show all posts

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Amnesia Land, Ice Cream, A Birthday, and Amnesia Land

Just a brief visit to accomplish a few brief tasks:
  • Wish Paul McCartney a Happy Birthday with a little video of me.
  • Present to you my newest story idea, "Amnesia Land," which has a kind of Twilight Zone-like profundity contained within it, secretly designed to change the world and make your teeth look like new while you sleep, if applied correctly.
  • Say hi everyone.
  • Suggest to al Qaeda and the Taliban that, as bin Laden is gone, they might want to consider going into some other line of business that doesn't annoy people so much.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAUL MCCARTNEY!
If you are Paul McCartney, and if it is still June 18, 2011, please see this happy birthday wish from me (if you are not Paul McCartney, or you are but it is no longer 6/18/11, this is not for you):

http://www.archive.org/details/BirthdayWishes6.18.11

AMNESIA LAND
My newest writing, entitled "Amnesia Land," is posted for one and all at my posting site of preference, Archive.Org:

http://www.archive.org/details/AmnesiaLand

It is meant to be read as a totally incomplete assessment of the human race's tendency to severe its own connections to that which bridges it to something or another, who can remember.

HI EVERYONE
This section is for those who just enjoy a simple sentiment, "Hi Everyone". And I read somewhere that saying this sometimes leads to fame and fortune. Not that I actually seek fame and fortune per se, though perhaps fortune would be nice. To someone like me, fame would ultimately be quite the downside to the "fame and fortune" combo, although on Paul McCartney's birthday it all somehow sounds like a nice, reasonable arrangement!

HEY AL QAEDA AND THE TALIBAN, FREE ICE CREAM OFFER
My idea here is to seize the moment and make an appeal to any al Qaeda and/or Taliban readers I might have (please take the trouble to see my blogs regarding the 1993 World Trade Center Bombing, the Times Square So-Called Attempted Bombing, etc., etc.) to lay down their arms or whatever they're using. There may never be a more perfect fork in the road from which to take a path of peace. And I'm sure with my connections you can each get a free ice cream cone for every weapon you turn in! Hmmm, perhaps this is something you should do even if a free ice cream cone isn't involved - oh, but I mean, it will, an ice cream cone will definitely be involved, I never meant to suggest this free ice cream cone offer was being retracted!

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Please Note - This section may or may not be followed-up on at some time in the future, specifically, a possible general appeal to the public at large for contributions of ice cream and/or cones, depending on what results from this free ice cream cones offer, which has never been tried before.]

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

If Paintings Of Dead Evil People Could Talk

In my first blog of the post-bin Laden world, I thought I would keep things simple and appropriate (to some anyway, no doubt):

Starting Up A Brand New Car
First, I thought I would again bring up, mainly for the benefit of those who have already bothered to check my evidence that I'm amazingly consistently right about amazing creative things by others having begun with something from me or have been seriously influenced by me/my creative work (and so they would do well to believe in this one as well perhaps perhaps perhaps, though the real evidence in this instance, such as a song I created and recorded that was copyrighted by me with the Library of Congress, has to be regarded by the average idiot as less verifiable evidence than desired, it being that the material copyrighted at the Library of Congress is comparatively inaccessible), the fact that I created something that resulted in Sting's "Starting Up A Brand New Day".

My version of things regarding the origin of that song, a song which was used as a sort of anthem of the new millennium (including being played in the background during a major network's coverage of the moment the new millennium began in Times Square) can be found by going to Archive.Org and looking at my
"The Illustrated Story Of Sting's Brand New Day". Some of the direct links contained therein may have changed since it was first posted, but they should still work enough to achieve the main purpose if you do an extra obvious search or two.

If Paintings Of Dead Evil People Could Talk
I also have, in answer to my usual "responsibility" to come up with something for Saturday Night Live so that they can debone it of all the potent stuff that would tax the brains of grandmas but keep a few inside references from it on the next show and occasionally include something significant that I wanted used but still nothing that would really tax the brains of the little kids (or grandmas, whatever), I have a new comedy sketch idea - again, specially designed for the post-bin Laden world, a world which we all have already come to know and love.

I have just posted
"If Paintings Of Dead Evil People Could Talk" at archive.org.