In Common Again

PREFACE

We all appreciate the wondrous invention known as the public bulletin board, where people post things, things that mean something to ourselves and certain others, and/or things that mean absolutely nothing to ourselves and certain others. And we all know there are things that contain secret significance, as well as things that contain significance partially unknown to us, not to mention things that are thought to contain secret significance yet don't, and things thought to contain no significance yet in fact are significant. Well, I think I've covered that one.

Amidst all of these various types of things floating, hurling and/or meandering through the universe (the public bulletin board is only one of the many stops for those things of which I speak), we stumble upon, or direct ourselves towards, the point at which such matter congregates to form common ground. Common ground for all, or sometimes only common for some, common for a few, or even ground the commonness of which is a matter for debate, discussion, thought, wars, etc. I hope I haven't left out any ground here - please let me know if I have and I will be sure to include it next time.


NAMES/WORDS SECRETLY AND INDIRECTLY ALLUDED TO FOR MY BENEFIT ON THE SEPTEMBER 5, 2008 “MONK” EPISODE (“Mr. Monk’s 100th Case”)

It is common knowledge, among a relatively small group of phenomenally important people, that I am a secretly phenomenally important person. Those who recognize this should accept, or at the very least be fairly willing to consider, that certain specific types of experiences find their way to me in consequence. For example, whatever the work situation I find myself in, invariably it becomes secretly infiltrated, possibly even taken over to some degree, by those involved with power, who are interested in me in relation to power (by power, I refer to the most wealthy and/or the most famous, and/or the most politically powerful people in the world). However innocent my work situations may seem, this has been true almost my entire life. It can even occur when a particular TV show includes things for my benefit - people then infiltrate those who put together the TV show.

Were one to visit YouTube and search for Zoomsteinhoff (my name there), one would find, among other videos, a number of my Steinhoff/Monk videoclips, which serve as examples of the fact that the TV show “Monk”, in almost every episode, makes secret references to my material (this perhaps has something to do with Sean Daniel, a former head of USA Networks, which broadcasts “Monk”). These videoclips of mine make the most sense if seen cumulatively, just as sentences or paragraphs read to the end make the most sense. Furthermore, it is generally verifiable, by searching for Jonathan D. Steinhoff at archive.org, that the items excerpted from my material that are included in these videoclips were, in fact, first posted there by me well before the “Monk” episodes were created. Thusly I deflect the idea that I have fabricated the chronology.

So now, without very much further ado (I did leave the preface behind several paragraphs ago, didn't I?), I shall present words and names to which the September 5th “Monk” secretly alluded, while depriving these words and names of the context provided by sentences. Like the Manhattan Project, wherein those who worked on it were shielded from the vantage point of knowing the true nature of what they were involved in, I do not presume that those I name here will truly understand how they came to be associated:

Patti Boyd, Slowhand, Common, Iranian President, Brian Williams, McCartney, Thurmond, Eck, Smallville, Burton, Friday, Dove, Calistra, Jack Black

Unlike the Monk/Steinhoff videoclips on YouTube that precede this posting, I offer nothing to validate or explain why it is that I make mention of these things, these words, these names in this context.

Perhaps next week's "Monk" season finale will permit me the opportunity to once again generate a Monk/Steinhoff videoclip for the common man, as I have this entire "Monk" season.