Haddock

I have much to say about tonight's "MTV Movie Awards". In my yesterday/May 30th blog, "Swordfish" (But how do you know I wrote "Swordfish" yesterday? On this blog site I could come back, re-edit the blog I'm writing now on the day after the 2012 presidential election, write in the winner's name, and it will still have today's date on it - the only ones who will know I actually wrote my "Swordfish" May 30, 2009 blog on May 30, 2009 and didn't re-edit it afterwards to suit changing information are the people who actually read it prior to the relevant things that followed, whoever those people are.... and what about the people who falsely claim, for whatever reason, that I changed it after May 30th - maybe someone will be offered $1.98 to make a false claim such as this for all I know? Fortunately, I have accumulated plenty of evidence regarding my veracity, and so don't need to grab at proof of every fact just to address the skeptics/cynics/bastards out to get me. And so I will stay with this blog site and its shortcoming of date/time stamps that mean nothing.), where was I?

Oh yes, in my May 30th "Swordfish" blog I ended by suggesting Will Ferrell and others be in a comedy bit together, either on the May 31st "MTV Movie Awards" or on the June 1st "Tonight Show" when Conan debuts as host, the subject of which would be comedians using their role as comedians to give the audience something that resolves the North Korean situation. Instead, Jim Carrey (who, incidentally, is slated to appear in the upcoming "Ripley's Believe It Or Not", to be produced by someone to whom I often refer, Sean Daniel) and Will Ferrell were together in a bit where Carrey announces to the audience his secret solution to resolving the Swine Flu situation.

I also noticed on tonight's "MTV Movie Awards" how the cast of the "Harry Potter" movies, in setting up a preview of the next "Harry Potter", used the same thing I used yesterday in my "Swordfish" blog, the idea of feeling the need to start from Square One just to say the newest thing on a subject, and so to set up the clip the actor who plays Potter (Harry Potter) begins explaining the story of Harry (Harry Potter) from the moment of his (Harry Potter's) birth (We've all seen this before here and there - but this occurrence was the day following my use of the idea. Then there's the fact that "Harry Potter" movies are among the many movies that have made inside-references to me/my material.).

I do not know what to make of the opening sketch of the "MTV Movie Awards". "Swordfish" is a reference to a Marx Brothers movie, where it is the password to get into a speakeasy. The opening sketch was not about trying to find a way into a room, it was about finding a way out of a room. It isn't clear to me that my use of the word "Swordfish" influenced this, as trying to get past a barrier is a little too common, like the word, "the". Not quite as common as the word "the", but fairly common.

As for the "MTV Movie Awards" bit about the commonness of heroes walking away in slow motion, I am suspicious. This is the kind of attempt at damage control I have come to expect whenever there is strong evidence that I have influenced something major. In this case I refer to the "Smallville" season finale and how they based the Clark Kent exit on my 1993 "Mall Man" video, as I detail in my May 21st blog. People who are not so astute as to appreciate my specific basis for correlating what occurred on "Smallville" with the ending of my 1993 "Mall Man" video could blur it all together with the idea of the general commonness of heroes walking away in slow motion. Furthermore, there are numerous times when "Smallville" has made clear inside-references to me/my material; and that the "Smallville" writers were also the writers on the last Sean Daniel movie ("Mummy 3") - a fact I became aware of only after I kept seeing use on "Smallville" of me/my material, well, I will just say that I not only lack the kind of proof that a moron would perceive, but that in certain instances I also lack the kind of proof that "less astute" people can detect.

In conclusion, I remain unable to resolve the North Korean situation, in spite of all the support provided and the undermining of support provided.