Stop Blowing Up The World For A Minute

Old Puzzle Piece, Looks As Good As New
I neglected to point out in my previous blog, that the image I used as part of my email signature at work was something to which I referred in several blogs in September 2010. So "War Horse" being just released made this email signature image relevant; and McCartney's just-announced new album title ("Kisses On The Bottom"), being revealed as a song reference to a letter closing, also made this same thing relevant. As I have often stated, I am a secret, major influence on Spielberg and McCartney. It would be ten times easier for people to believe I just had their autographs - I do not. Or perhaps if I wasn't so huge an influence, it would be easier to believe. Or perhaps if I was rich.... yes, that would work!

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There have been a few occasions when I have referred to actor Liam Neeson in my blog articles. I have noted my belief that the death of his wife occurred in such a manner and at such a moment as to lead me to suspect foul play, though no one else has – that this foul play was deliberately intertwined by the perpetrators with something I had blogged shortly before, that it had to do with Neeson being Spielberg’s Lincoln at that time (the part has since gone to another actor), Neeson having previously been Spielberg’s Schindler, that these factors attracted a certain element to prey on someone in that small sphere, that my secret, great importance in relation to, and my secret, great influence on, Steven Spielberg (updated as recently as my blog article that immediately precedes this one, posted 12/30/11) is something that, over the years, have brought certain things to my doorstep, causing me to develop an ability to read certain things in ways the less experienced would miss.

This time, a recent Tonight Show appearance by Liam Neeson prompts me to draw your attention to my April 18, 2010 blog article (copyrighted to Archive.Org in May 2010 in Volume 3 of my collected blog articles), in which I observe the serious possibility that my “In Orders We Trust” (posted at Archive.Org, as a video and as a story idea) influenced the remake of the movie, “Clash of the Titans”, which stars Neeson as Zeus. My conclusion, though postponed until I had the chance to again see the original “Clash” to recheck a thing or two about the remake, is that I definitely was an influence on this movie.

Without all of this explanation, the following videoclip from the 1.11.12 Tonight Show could only seem completely inconsequential (whatever the word “consequence” means!). I present the videoclip so that you can see Neeson telling Leno urine should be referred to as, “Wee-wee”. Leno concurs (though he’s often overly agreeable, and too easily-made an agreement on important matters are at risk of falling apart, as history has taught us – in fact, I expect our truce with Great Britain from the Revolutionary War to blow up in our faces at any moment. However, I digress.).

This silly little discussion on wee-wee took place the same day the news story broke about American soldiers urinating on the corpse – a story that puts all Americans at risk of being thought of as enjoying desecrating corpses. Furthermore, whether or not you feel inclined to agree that I influenced “Clash”, it should be burned into the mind of anyone who sees (or reads) my above-referenced “Orders” that “wee-wee” is one of the most important things in this Neeson-associated story. It is an important moment in the piece when Hercules causes the human mortal to spray paint “Zeus Is A Big Fat Wee-Wee” onto Zeus (who was frozen into a statue by the granddaughter of Medusa when Hercules, not knowing what she could do, insulted her). The ending of the piece is when a dog, in urinating on Hercules (also frozen into being a statue), is suspected of being an instrument of Zeus, which ends the truce. Here the desecrating of one’s enemy has apparently escalated from writing the word “wee-wee” on their lifeless body to urinating on their lifeless body.

In summary: The key is that the exact words, “wee-wee”, were used in a very pronounced way by Neeson on 1/11/12; and spoken and written in a very pronounced way in my Neeson-associated (by way of my April 2010 blog article) “In Orders We Trust”.



Those wishing to express their appreciation of the position this puts me in with regard to the American entertainment industry’s diplomatic response to this grotesque news story about the soldiers may salute me as often as they please (or if I may ask that you at least not desecrate my lifeless body after I’m dead). Because my incredibly diplomatic nature, where I never say anything anyone might ever possibly disagree with, confining myself to topics that never offend or confuse, is the kind of thing the world now finds itself reliant upon! My “Orders” has come to the fore, wherever that is!

Ending Not With A Bang But A Letter To Kim Jong Un (or, "P Is For North Korea")
As I continuously explain, I have been a big influence on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I was not an influence on their 1/7/12 show – however, I did not “submit” anything for that show, so it kind of makes sense, at least to me, perhaps to you- oh, how I hope you agree!

I did submit something for their 1/14/12 show: “Dear Whoever Gonna Blow Up The World” -- http://www.archive.org/details/DearWhoeverGonnaBlowUpTheWorld.

This comedy idea of mine (copyrighted to Archive.Org on Saturday MORNING, 2am, 1/14/12 Calif. time, indicated at that site in Greenwich Time) is similar enough to the following clip from SNL’s show on Saturday NIGHT, that you might just want to assume mine came after theirs, if I couldn’t prove to you otherwise – though, of course, yes, the two comedy pieces are different.

Some may say that the common elements to both pieces are common ideas in general, to see someone who might someday end the world through the eyes of his childhood peers. Some may say that I could have had inside word that permitted me to post in advance of SNL’s broadcast. Yet I believe that those who have been following over time those things I HAVE been able to prove (proven to those who are truly reasonable, intelligent and honest – and can be relied on to remain so in proximity to these types of powers in the world) would consider it reasonable to give me the benefit of the doubt here. Or at the least, those following should see where it is a definite, real possibility, if not an extreme probability, that it was yours truly who set up SNL’s response to the appointment of the new North Korean dictator.



Now everyone in the world, go do something else, I have private business here:

Dear Un, If you want someone such as myself to feel that I shouldn’t write comedy ideas that people can in less than a day rework into something about you and then broadcast it to America, I suggest you not go waving that thing around the way your father did. I regard those who flirt with the dangers of nuclear annihilation to be grotesque human beings. I don’t wish to be disagreeable, however. Perhaps even just, just, hmm, even a softer image could win you my approval…. Try…. a more relaxed military outfit, that is, assuming military outfits are so essential. Something like a pea coat might look right. Yes, that’s all you need, really.