May The Force Be Tested For Possible Negative Side Effects

Somebody still has something to say on late night television, that is, somebody still has something to say about late night television, by which I mean, I still have something to say about late night television with regard to what I've been featuring in my past several blogs. I wonder whether this manner of needing to continually restate things might begin to suggest the idea of there being a five-hour talk show for those with special difficulty getting to the point....

More to the point:



I don't quite know if I could succinctly convey (to an idiot) why I see this as being in connection with my previous two blogs, and other matters of no small significance.

Also of relevance is my seeing (97% certain) Mr. Kimmel drive by me again on the morning of January 26th. It might also be worth mentioning that the January 27th Kimmel show referenced in this videoclip is also known as the Kimmel show that aired the night of January 26th, January 27th being a technicality in terms of his show beginning past midnight. Look it up in the dictionary, or wherever it is that we collectively store the description of how we differentiate that a new day has begun.

Speaking of the idea of collectively storing information (I was, anyway, which around here is enough for me to run with it), or not, I wonder just how strong a point this videoclip will continue to make going forward, whether the information will truly remain intact. Based on my previous experience with the type of evidence contained in this videoclip, and my experience with having to contend with the way things filter through the minds of idiots, and my occasionally giving in to my inner cynic, and my experience with people who have turned deliberate obscuring of the truth into an artform, I see a world of possibilities.

• Harrison Ford could begin publicly giving away different articles of clothing to different people as a regular thing

• It could become a frequent occurrence for people named Ford or Harrison who aren't Harrison Ford to begin publicly giving away socks to people
  

• Harrison Ford could later say he was put up to the socks thing by a comedy writer with a propensity for casting inside-reference mystery clouds over Spielberg/Steinhoff stuff, and Ford himself could therefore say that he has no knowledge of any separate context in which the socks thing has a special significance
  

• Harrison Ford could star in a movie about the Trojan horse

• Conan O'Brien could be given a sweater by Chevy Chase on the first day of a new show, which then leads to a discussion about Chevys, speaking of which then leads to a discussion about Fords

• Conan could be given a hat by Ringo Starr on the first day of a new show, who then talks about George Harrison

If I can instead assume that no one has a vested (semi-pun not intended) interest in diminishing the significance of what is contained in this videoclip, and that no one will endeavor to turn into something else the gift to me contained in what happened on the 7th anniversary Kimmel show.... then I am pleased to cherish it and not leave it behind on a bench in a mall - I would even entertain an offer to be a Kimmel writer, or a Ford mechanic.

I anxiously await the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" eighth anniversary show, with the hope that life hasn't by then made me seem too much more cynical.